#4 A Brittish Werebear on Dance Floor – Broken Jaw (MNG)
“"Hot Blood News Extreme reporting. The current whereabouts of the Ravers has been a mystery all week! But hear it here first on our sizzling Extreme Exclusive! We just caught up to that fabulous Freaky Freddy after his first trip to rehab this year! He's really turning a new page! Radical Randy our head Rocking Reporter caught these characteristically cool comments from The Freaky One!"
Rad Randy "So how did last week's events play out, Freddy? You don't mind if I call you Freddy right?"
Freddy "Is that my name?"
Rad Randy "So do you feel you got cheated with that massive shutdown?"
Freddy "Well man as my lawyers said I never knew Sally so the brat ain't mine."
Rad Randy "Umm we meant that match of Mayhem a few days ago. Your thoughts?
Freddy "Match did we get paid because I could really use some Wolf's Bane if ya know what I mean."
Rad Randy " Well you heard it here first The Freaky One says the kid is not his son! back to you Party Paul!"”
“Well Jim, it looked like Nuffl was with the Portobello Pirates last night as they got a ripping 3-0 lead on Freddy’s Dance Rave. Maybe those guys shouldn’t be out raving the night before?!
Thanks Bob, I heard some rumors that the Pirates were handing out mushroom pies before the game. Perhaps that was behind Coach Meddler’s sudden sickness?
No Jim! You really think they would have resorted to food poisoning? How low!
Well Bob, they are a team of Goblins and Skaven! Speaking of Goblins, here comes one now…
Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos! Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos! Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos! Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos!
Ugh, someone get that Goblin out of here!
*cracks big ogre knuckles* My pleasure, Jim!
Eep!”
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Rad Randy "So how did last week's events play out, Freddy? You don't mind if I call you Freddy right?"
Freddy "Is that my name?"
Rad Randy "So do you feel you got cheated with that massive shutdown?"
Freddy "Well man as my lawyers said I never knew Sally so the brat ain't mine."
Rad Randy "Umm we meant that match of Mayhem a few days ago. Your thoughts?
Freddy "Match did we get paid because I could really use some Wolf's Bane if ya know what I mean."
Rad Randy " Well you heard it here first The Freaky One says the kid is not his son! back to you Party Paul!"”