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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-05-16 06:52:27
TV 1000k Kurnous
0
Winnings 20000
9000 Spectators
No change Fanfactor
Casualties 0/0/2
Underworld Denizens TV 990k
3
60000 Winnings
Spectators 11000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor +1
1/1/0 Casualties
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Freddy Freakout 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0
#2 An American Werewolf at Bar 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 -1 14 3 0
#3 A Mexican Werewolf in Bathroom 16 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 8 9 0
#4 A Brittish Werebear on Dance Floor 3 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 0
#5 A Russian Werebear in Stool 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1
#6 A Guatemalan WereBoar in Mcdonalds 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#7 An Italian Wereboar in Taxi 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#8 Raver 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#9 Groupie 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#10 Shirtless Dance Guy 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
#11 Puker 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
  Total 113 1 0 0 0 1 6 0 22 39 2

#4 A Brittish Werebear on Dance Floor – Broken Jaw (MNG)
"Hot Blood News Extreme reporting. The current whereabouts of the Ravers has been a mystery all week! But hear it here first on our sizzling Extreme Exclusive! We just caught up to that fabulous Freaky Freddy after his first trip to rehab this year! He's really turning a new page! Radical Randy our head Rocking Reporter caught these characteristically cool comments from The Freaky One!"

Rad Randy "So how did last week's events play out, Freddy? You don't mind if I call you Freddy right?"

Freddy "Is that my name?"

Rad Randy "So do you feel you got cheated with that massive shutdown?"

Freddy "Well man as my lawyers said I never knew Sally so the brat ain't mine."

Rad Randy "Umm we meant that match of Mayhem a few days ago. Your thoughts?

Freddy "Match did we get paid because I could really use some Wolf's Bane if ya know what I mean."

Rad Randy " Well you heard it here first The Freaky One says the kid is not his son! back to you Party Paul!"
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Uhhhh Groll 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0
#2 Gol Argggh 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 2 0
#3 Mort Ugh-Face 16 0 1 0 0 0 3 1 9 1 0
#4 Trog Ouchie 10 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 13 1 0
#5 Sulg Smashenads 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#6 EepEep Stand-Still 16 0 1 0 0 0 3 0 8 4 0
#7 KreeChee Stay-There 15 1 0 0 0 0 1 -1 0 2 0
#8 CheeChee Ankle-bite 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#9 KreeYa Nose-smash 16 0 0 0 2 1 9 0 0 8 0
#10 CheeTchee Far-Throw 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#11 ChurChur Ball-Get 16 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 4 2 0
  Total 163 2 3 0 2 1 20 3 34 32 0

#7 KreeChee Stay-There – Dead (RIP)
Well Jim, it looked like Nuffl was with the Portobello Pirates last night as they got a ripping 3-0 lead on Freddy’s Dance Rave. Maybe those guys shouldn’t be out raving the night before?!

Thanks Bob, I heard some rumors that the Pirates were handing out mushroom pies before the game. Perhaps that was behind Coach Meddler’s sudden sickness?

No Jim! You really think they would have resorted to food poisoning? How low!

Well Bob, they are a team of Goblins and Skaven! Speaking of Goblins, here comes one now…

Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos! Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos! Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos! Pirates Promptly Plucked Plenty of Portobellos!

Ugh, someone get that Goblin out of here!

*cracks big ogre knuckles* My pleasure, Jim!

Eep!
 
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