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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-07-18 04:06:37
TV 1060k+930k Norse
1
Winnings 60k
17000 (1 FAME) Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/1/0
Inducements: 3 bribes, Star player Helmut Wulf, Star player Zara the Slayer, Card Kicking Boots, Card Witch's Brew, Card Illegal Substitution, Card Custard Pie, Card Chop Block
Elven Union TV 2000k
1
20k Winnings
Spectators 16000
Fanfactor -1
1/0/1 Casualties
Inducements:
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
1
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-3
4
1
3
#5
-
-
-
1
-
2
16
-
18
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
8
1
#11
1
-
1
-
1
10
16
-
8
4
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
1
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
12
-
#18
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
-
-
-
#19
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
-
-
#20
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
-
3
1
#90
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
1
#91
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
10
1
TOTALS
1
-
1
1
1
12
162
-3
30
51
8

#11 Tuf Borland – Dead (RIP)
We are pretty sure that versus elf teams, you are allowed four fouls per half... and one was by Zara, which doesn't count because she's not going to our school. And another foul was so weak, because of the heavy boot he was wearing and the fact that he had just picked up the ball... that one shouldn't count either. So we're only at SIX... and three per half, so we're just fine.

But we'll take that rivalry, Domers. We'll also take your contract with NBC. And your lunch money. And your girl... that's your mom.


Oh... and here's the MVP.
Jack "Walk On" Cappabianca

Walk on during the season just after the multiple death / suicide session vs The Bull Dawgz. His game vs. Notre Dame with a spot casualty, game tying touchdown at the final whistle (fumbled handoff scatters to him, he catches in the sun and GFI's twice to the cheers of the fans!).

Majoring in sleep studies.
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
6
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
8
-
#4
1
-
-
-
1
8
9
-
12
3
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
11
1
-2
3
-
#6
-
1
-
-
-
1
12
1
2
2
-
#7
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
2
7
2
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-2
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
2
-
#13
-
-
1
-
-
2
13
-
-
4
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
#15
-
1
-
-
-
1
16
1
7
3
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
4
2
-
1
16
144
5
24
39
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#10 Rosebowl Elf – Fractured Arm (MNG)
The Notre Dame Flying Irish are shocked and appalled by the manors and general etiquette displayed by the Ohio State Drunk Guys in our recent game. 8 fouls, 3 Keg Stands, 2 overturned cars, and one stolen mascot (A freshman dressed as a leprechaun) who has refused to speak at all about the ordeal.

The Irish would formally like to request the league recognize a new rivalry between the two clubs so the Irish can put up 5 TD next season on these Drunk Animals.
 
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