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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-09-02 21:12:21
Necromantic Horror TV 1600k+610k
0
20k
17000
No change
1/0/0
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 bribe, 1 Igor, Star player Hack Enslash, Star player Wilhelm Chaney
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
4
-
1
16
168
-
21
61
5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
1
-
1
7
138
-
15
32
1
A long anticipated play-offs was kicked off for the Brave and Delightful Tranemo Terrors last night as, after a dissapointing season, they took home a comfortable victory in the first round of season VIII's knock-out rounds. Star players Hack Enslash and Wilhelm Chaney both joined in the fray to bolster the numbers of visiting Wolf-Fang Clan, but neither of them excelled in the match.
While Wilhelm Chaney was badly hurted in the first half of the game, his regenerative powers were strong enough for him to come back for more in the second half. Hack Enslash didn't take to the pitch until the second half, where he was immediately downed by a frenzied crowd who stormed the field. After recovering, he managed to chainsaw super star Leif Lokaltrafik out of comission for the half, but this transgression was avenged by the Famously Fragrant Bloaters of Tranemo Terrors, who stepped up and outright killed the famous star player!
Thankfully for Hack Enslash's fans, however, it seems he too had practice his regenerative powers for this match.
On a more sour note, this game is another failure in the book of star blitzer Ulf Utflyttning who, despite trying thirteen times, managed no damage to the Wolf-Fang Clan. For shame!
All is well in The Brave and Emboldended Tranemo Terrors however, as they advance to the quarter finals against Marbäck Fangtastic Four, which is sure to be an exciting game!
N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist
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