“So, I felt I needed some time after this match to reflect, so as not to be a bitchy loser. Nuffle knows I complained enough during the match. Honestly, I commend Jopotzuki for patiently enduring my complaints in good form.

That said...wow. I've been playing on Fumbbl since...2008 or so. I really can't recall a match being this unrelentingly horrible. We all lose matches due to shitty dice. As Jop pointed out, it happens. This was one for the ages. Which seems odd to say given I only got one perm out of the match. I've played matches where the dice were against me and I suffered 5-6 perms or was forced to concede and lost Star Players because of it.

This was horrible on a whole different level. It's almost like every action I took was doomed to fail. The dice stats tell the story.

- Almost HALF (48%) of all block dice were skulls (25%!) or both down. Sure, I have a ton of unskilled linos. But I need those players to make the occassional block. They failed. Over and over again. I'm not positive without checking the replay, but I seem to think my last...five? consecutive block dice were all skulls. After skull rr skull, followed by no rr dbl skull I literally had to leave my computer for a few minutes to compose myself. How effed up is that?
- 19% of single d6 dice were ones. Playing vampires vs. a team of Foul Appearance...those ones were absolute killers on practically every decisive play.
- First turn kick off was a Pitch Invasion, in which eight (EIGHT!! Eight 5+ on 11 dice!) of my players were downed. This gave Jop two turns of mass assist fouls. First foul, cas. Jop's DP hit me with SIX fouls. Never ejected despite five armor breaks, 2 KO and 2 Cas.
- My first (real) turn was opening move snakes, KO my own player, followed up by a failed Blood Lust BH. Two players out in my first actual turn.

And yeah, it just went downhill from there. I got 11 injury rolls but only one was above a seven (the Host regen'd). Jop got 14 injury rolls...HALF were 8+ with FIVE 10+ natural cas.

I know, I've been playing Fumbbl a long time. Dicings happen. But this was exceptionally horrific. Watch the replay. I know 'only' 19% ones doesn't seem like that big of a deal (1-in-5 vs. 1-in-6), but when they come in bunches with a vampire team...brutally ugly. Add 1-in-4 skulls and utterly ineffective knockdowns...jesus on a stick what a match.
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