“A game where Nuffle rained bad armor and injury dice on the Chaos coach--his mighty beastmen had a great deal of trouble breaking the gold bikinis of the Amazon players.

First half saw 4 'zons knocked out in rapid succession; with all realistic shots at the well-caged ball gone, the girls focused their attention on the raging Minotaur, and after knocking him over, promptly surrounded him and let linewoman Tweety Valentine put her boot in his face. She may as well have been wearing a stiletto high heel, because the force of her kick punched right through the skull of the frightening bovine and killed him dead!

The chaos team scored their TD at the very end of the first half. Second half saw Shyla showing off, passing the ball back and forth with an agile linewoman before ordering Apolonia Lapiedra into the end zone and lobbing a long bomb from the line of scrimmage to make the equalizing TD.

The chaos players had a good shot at a victory goal, but a last-minute misclick (move instead of pass with the ball-carrier) made that impossible.

Game was played in good cheer, and the coaches look forward to meeting again on the pitch.”