“After 16 losses and 2 draws, the Tiny Nightmares are finally celebrating their first win.

The rats received, on the basis they probably wouldn't have enough players left to defend in the second half. It only took the Defenders four turns to score (some viciousness from Mr Jingles KOing their ogre, and the threat of fouls pushed them into the end zone) but the Nightmares couldn't capitalise and get one back before half time.

In the second half, a bit too aggressive early on but managed to score within four turns. The weather changed to sweltering heat, and with the ball neatly kicked to the Defenders' backline, nobody seemed capable of picking it up until one of the many Gutter Runners swooped in, picked it up and then got smashed apart by a ST4 blitzer. It looked like the game was heading towards a draw, but then Mr Jingles, lethal as ever, fresh from smashing a blitzer's hand fluked his way to a touchdown in the dying minutes of the game, picking up the ball on his way to blitz a player, then somehow dodging through to the end zone. What a star that rat is.”