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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2019-01-11 15:42:14
TV 1900k+550k Wood Elf
CR 151.2 (-0.24) Emerging Star Stikki
2
Winnings 60000
14000 Spectators
-1 Fanfactor
Casualties 1/0/0
Elven Union TV 2470k
Relezite Super Star CR 167.86 (+0.24)
4
60000 Winnings
Spectators 18000 (1 FAME)
Fanfactor No change
2/1/1 Casualties
Inducements: Star player Dolfar Longstride, Star player Eldril Sidewinder, Mercenary Merc Lineman 1, Card Kicking Boots, Card Blatant Foul
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#2 Lateafternoon Wintersunset 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#3 Thursdaynight Guitarclub 18 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 11 0
#4 Briskbreeze Silverbirch 13 5 0 0 0 0 5 53 16 1 0
#5 Mildforthe Timeofyear 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#6 Redorangegold Autumnleaves 13 0 2 0 0 0 6 0 0 1 0
#7 Dullgrey Wintermorning 15 0 0 0 0 1 5 -3 -24 1 0
#17 Alexander Bluehawk 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
#18 Ian Grottytree 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#19 Howard Clearwing 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
#20 Ian Hideousfist 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#21 Paul Strongorc 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#90 Dolfar Longstride 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#91 Eldril Sidewinder 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#92 () 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0
  Total 162 5 2 0 1 1 18 50 -8 27 0

#20 Ian Hideousfist – Dead (RIP)
#21 Paul Strongorc – Smashed Ankle (-MA)
I do like playing up against strong elven teams - it has two real functions...

One is that I get to see how better coaches than me play better teams than mine - which is actually a lot of fun, as well as being informative.

And two is that there's never any chance of being greeted by a chainsaw on the kick-off.

So anyway, here I was again, 550K down on my opponent and really not expecting much from the game except maybe a bit of passing and not too many injuries. I was fielding five journeymen, a merc lineman and two stars, but the core of the team was my own, and was in pretty good shape.

And the game pretty much played out the way I expected it to, except for the fact that I did a lot better than I was expecting to. The Brigade scored quickly and easily, and then I muffed a catch for a score on my first drive and this led to another Brigade score.

I pulled one back two turns later, basically by running almost my entire team downfield and hoping one of them stayed relatively free to receive the catch - which he did. Relezite then chose to keep his 2-1 advantage and not risk an unnecessary one-turn attempt, so I got the ball (and all my KOs) back to start the second half.

And that started in perfect style with a quick snap - allowing me to run in a one-turn of my own - and then a blitz.

Sadly, I wasn't paying much attention at this point, and didn't realise the ball was not actually about to land on the side of the pitch, but was heading for a throw in. So I ran most of my team off to one side of the field, blitzed with my thrower instead of my wardancer because I was trying to read phone messages instead of concentrating on the game, and generally handed the score to Relezite on a plate.

My final offensive drive then ended rather pathetically in a fumbled pass - twice. And once you give up the ball like that, that's as much of a slim chance as the Slim Chance Brigade need. They picked out the loose ball from among a mass of players and casually threw it downfield to a waiting catcher, who then spent several turns enjoying the sight of my tree falling over again and again before securing the comfortable win.

But as I say, I still managed a better performance than expected. No one (important) was injured or died, and I managed to find 53 yards passing despite the muffed catch and late fumble.

And I could afford a replacement wardancer. So to those fans who abandoned me I say, stuff you! We're on the way back up... and if you'd like to come back next time, that will be okay.
Inducements:
Player Turns Cps TDs Int Cas MVP SPP Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
#1 Trisket Biscuit 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#2 Holdenhawk 16 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 10 0
#3 Lt. Sudoku 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#4 Vancerock 16 0 4 0 0 1 17 0 41 0 0
#5 Snugglecount 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#6 Ryouga Hibiki 16 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 9 0
#7 Smoke Avatar 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0
#10 Noodleshaft 16 4 0 0 0 0 4 19 5 1 0
#11 Viki Too Fly 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#12 Smithstack 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#13 Snowball Earth 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#14 Skuttlespike 15 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 5 3 0
#15 Ticklefork 10 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 2 0
#16 Gibblegork 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
  Total 168 5 4 0 4 1 30 20 51 46 0
 
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