“A curiously violent match that nobody got much credit for - poor Crumblewood-Winkins died tripping over as he fled from an Angry Man, and another of the injuries was not to be blamed on those big double-sized halfings we call the Angry Men.

First half was a virtuoso display of high-agility hijinks with halflings skipping merrily between the humans to score. Somehow we fluked an equaliser in the dying minutes of the first half, but when in the second half we were incapable of picking the ball up, it was a matter of damage control and desperately trying to stop the Timber going 2-1 up. Thankfully, the Angry Men's first game back after a long break ended in a draw, and a huge sigh of relief for this coach. What will it be next time? Goblins vs dwarfs? Elves vs slugs? Who's to say?”