#6 Bertie Butterfingers – Smashed Knee (NI) #10 Leonard The Lazy-Eyed – Fractured Leg (MNG)
“A dreadful showing for the Angry Men - not a single SPP-worthy action during the match. Five players injured, 2 seriously (Butterfingers is looking more of a liability every day, and will probably be sacked as soon as he gets back from the hospital) and there was nothing anyone could do apart from lie on the floor and get kicked in the face.
Only good news in all this is our apothecary demonstrated his worth by stopping Antagonised Alfred from being wrecked from fouling, and put him in the dugout instead where he'd be safe.”
Only good news in all this is our apothecary demonstrated his worth by stopping Antagonised Alfred from being wrecked from fouling, and put him in the dugout instead where he'd be safe.”