“A game that had everything (apart from secret weapons after they all got sent off).

A 4-1 defeat that could have been 3-1 if we had not chanced a throw team mate and had somebody around to retrieve a loose ball.

A classic one turn touch down from Irreversible Procedure, limping his way to the end zone.

A skink niggled by a goblin landing on him from out of the sky.

Another goblin meting out some serious pain.

Well, we missed Queen Boobydoob doling out any casualties this game (injuries inflicted by flying goblins don't count for SPP, which seems a gross oversight in this day and age) but otherwise this had everything a goblin coach needs to be happy. Jolly nice opponent too, didn't seem to hold it against me when we tried to chainsaw his saurus while it was on the floor.”