“A bit of a grind of a match.

Good news for us was there were no casualties - against heavy hitting Khemri we were worried there would be some deaths. Bad news was that we got tied up in a scrum in the first half where all any of the players on either team seemed to be able to do was shove or fall on their own arses. At least we got their dirty player sent off before he could get up to much trouble.

Bad news: we lost. I thought I'd backed him into a corner where he would be stuck, but you always need slightly more Guard than you think you do, so after he'd knocked all my players over he pranced to victory. The only success we can extract from this is that some cheeky farming in the last two turns meant we got more SPP in the match than our opponents. How I love AV4 orcs...”