“A strange match, littered with dead goblins.

I was ready to do an electronic table flip early on, with my inability to knock down any goblins and the paper thin armour of my elves sending two of them off in rapid succession. But I'm glad I hung on after the first TD - in between my AG5 blitzer desperately throwing as many 1s as he could, we somehow got the ball to the end zone for an equaliser, and then in the second half the elven super violence helped us to a second. It's not exactly brain surgery beating up on goblins and trolls, but at least nobody got hurt.

Well, except a journeyman.

Oh, and another goblin. Which, as a stunty coach, makes my heart ache.”