“Smash and grab by the Vegans - for the first half I had golden dice. Tentacles couldn't catch me, claw couldn't hurt me - and even after some miscalculations on range, managed to run the ball away and have an easy stall for two turns with most of the doctors KO'd or on the wrong side of the field.

Second half I expected to be demolished, but I figured if I could at least slow them up, preventing a 2-1 loss could be in the offing. And so it was - outcasualtied, out KO'd (3 Vegans left for the final drive, after only Pythagore-us had stayed on the field the whole game) but we were lucky on damage prevention.

Family Size II was more just an enormous cow shaped target to encourage fouling, and didn't achieve anything else. Must have words with him - it's hard to be able to rely on the least reliable team member, when the rest are all well trained thugs now. Onwards!

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