“The Maidens, down to 11 players, decide to hire a Masked Mercenary and a Bloodweiser Keg for the match. Salute of the Jugger choose to receive in sunny weather. The first punch of the game from Salty Dog Seldon the Minotaur badly hurts the rookie Irene Adler, putting the Maidens on the back foot. The Juggers having a team that Guards one another EXTREMELY well made it very difficult for the Maidens to find a way to attack the ball without disadvantage. A failed hit by Swindler Stanmore the Ogre let The Masked Mercenary knock him out (!), allowing the Maidens to put on some real pressure. Eventually, Lagertha broke Butcher Barneys neck (!), allowing Sarah Connor to get an advantageous attack on Brawndo the elusive elf to Wrestle the ball from him, but did not follow her training (RR) and failed to knock the ball loose. Michonne had a go as well but failed and copped a consussion repercussion (BH) from Brawndo. A few more tags on the ball and one more (full effort) attempt from Sarah were not enough to retrieve the ball and Brawndo ran it in turn 8, though almost falling on the touchdown line! 0-1.

Desperate to level the score with 1 turn on the clock, the Maidens tried to push Furiosa toward the touchdown line. She almost made it into open space but Ellen Ripley failed an unnecessary dodge to end the half. 0-1.

The Maidens start the second half 10 v 11 with a very aggressive defense from the Juggers. Sarah Connor, desperate to make up for the first half, finds a weak link by KOing Bird Eye Booker, and enabling the rest of the Maidens to capitalize. The Juggers continued to mount pressure but evetually the name "Murder Maidens" struck true. With 3 Maidens sending 3 Juggers off the pitch (including another broken neck!), they were able to separate the Juggers and gain the advantage. A late pass to Alice put her in touchdown range, but poor positioning enabled a valiant effort from Blythe and Clayton to knock the ball loose, and 2 of the big boys sandwiched 3 Maidens. Desperate to draw, Furiosa pushed Blythe away from the ball, and Leeloo Dallas moved to the touchdown line to recieve. The Masked Mercenary took the chance to make the pass to Leeloo, and successfully got the Maidens out of a predicament of their own making. 1-1.

The Juggers, not having enough players left to try and score, managed to get revenge on The Masked Mercenary, knocking her out. 1-1.

MVP went to Lagertha for breaking a guys neck and enabling the attempt on the ball.








As fans filtered out of the stadium, the Maidens surround the unconscious Masked Mercenary that saved them a loss. She comes to. "What just happened?", they ask. Michonne approaches. "You took a big bump to the head, but you just saved our asses from a humiliating loss. Who are you, and are you interested in a permanent position?" She removes her mask and smiles. "My name is Arya Stark, and I am home.”