“And so a new day dawns on the NCUC program with the best game ever having been played the evening prior. If you're reading this, you're welcome. Not just for the fun fluff and mild entertainment, but for 'accidentally' killing Nelson Phenny. I lie. It was no accident and I enjoyed it immensely. Even more so when I learned said player was named after former rival Nelphine. You may know that Nelphine is was the coach of recently deceased player julian star who never graduated cuz he died. But that is an old rivalry from a different team so bringing up star's death is irrelevant. But fun. So here's to a new rivalry with whatever the name of Whaflalaga's team is and many more dead elves in our future!”