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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2005-06-08 15:28:39
30k
1/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
2
1
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1
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#2 Goran Parsson – Dead (RIP)
#4 Burt Carlsen – Dead (RIP)
#6 Ian Waktmeister jr – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
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2
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1
15
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“Ever have one of those games? skulls, ones, and all around bad rolls? I thought I was gonna have one of those games, the first half was full of oops and utoh moments, and the orcs didn't give any slack for error. already suffering a cas, The girls had to turn it up a notch! Go Go Dreadclaw Fling Mode! a lucky block on a black orc turned out to be a rip, which hurt me more then him, because i knew the apoc would get used..
Then a few blocks later, i had the opening for a foul on a guard bob, SPLAT, rip, feeling like a heel, but at the same time releived a str4 guard was off the pitch, they continued on.
after a quick shower, a few of the girls came up with a plan at half time. grind slow, get the bobs off the pitch at whatever cost nessicary. well, one of the girls went to visit one of the coaches.. and as a result, we had the ref in our pocket at half time, and the slow grind worked perfectly... the poor orcs.. =(
Hes a great coach, and a great sport. A rematch is due in the future, GL to future games man.”
Then a few blocks later, i had the opening for a foul on a guard bob, SPLAT, rip, feeling like a heel, but at the same time releived a str4 guard was off the pitch, they continued on.
after a quick shower, a few of the girls came up with a plan at half time. grind slow, get the bobs off the pitch at whatever cost nessicary. well, one of the girls went to visit one of the coaches.. and as a result, we had the ref in our pocket at half time, and the slow grind worked perfectly... the poor orcs.. =(
Hes a great coach, and a great sport. A rematch is due in the future, GL to future games man.”
Then all hell broke loose...the amazons seemed to get upset by the fact that they were outplayed by the orcs and started whacking the s*it out of the orcs, seemingly targeting the largest players on the field.
In a short time three blackorcs and the team mascot "Goran Parsson" (ogre) fell, both to some hard blocks, but most to some foul play by the girls. (They had obviously seduced the judge, as he did his best not to interfere.)
A fun game nontheless, and Da Politicos will regain their strength to get even with these viscious girls.”