“Well johnny, this one, for obvious reasons was anticlimatic for both teams, to end the regular season, but at least we saw some blood, eh?

Right Bob! The fact that the Rat Ogre was missing the match left us thinking it would be quiet on the LOS, but instead we saw Jenko and the boys crowd the line ready to smash some rats.

That they did, Johnny, that they did. DId you notice how much yelling Schlitz did this match?

He'll be "Hoarse" from that, Bob.

heheh, right you are! The Rats did a magnificent job of staying away from the Anvilz heavy hitters, who have a tendency to plow through multiple players at once.

Bob, they gang fouled CY An after he was knocked down blitzing that hobgoblin, what was his name?

Beats me Johnny, they all look the same. Yeah Cy An really struggled this match, but Xah Kharde was fired up and rightly received the game MVP. This squad of rats will be pretty depleted in the playoffs, but they got mad skillz as the kids say.

Bob you da super fly, dope, hardcore, gangster!

errr, okay.”