“The last game for the Germans in Season X, and probably their last in Premier for at least one season. Faced with the likelihood of relegation unless they recorded a huge win, the early pressure seemed too much for Germany as they fumbled, bumbled, and stumbled around the field. The Khemri monsters they were faced with seemed not to care if they scored, and it looked like luck more than good management when they crossed to make it 1-0, just before the halftime break.
The second half saw a revitalised Germany take the field. Ignoring the bodies piling up in the dugout, they ran in one quick touchdown through Von Tripps. Blitzing off the kick return, Jorno pasted a rotting corpse standing near him, hurting it bad enough for it to miss the remainder of the game, and scored in one fluid movement. 2-1 to Germany. As the final seconds counted down, Jorno once again found the ball in his hands. Seeing Von Tripps open in the endzone, he threw the long pass in the face of a Khemri deffender, staright into thr arms of Von Tripps, sealing the game for German 3-1. The only negative to be drawn from the game for the Vermin was the serious injury to Manfred, which will cause him to miss a game for the first time, but should cause no further harm.

It looks like Germany won't avoid relegation next season, but instead will join the Conferences. Poor Conferences.

Twahnlows:

3 Points: Will Balucinska-Church Jr
Scored the only TD for the Khemri, and was deservedly their MVP. Insetad of encouraging his try scoring ways, it seems GU have other plans for his future. Dark foul plans.

2 Points: Anders Hansson
What a pain in the fur! The big ugly monster ran amok in the first half, bashing anything unfortunate enough to be near him

1 Point: Leif 'Rabbo' Svensson
Ok he didn't hurt anyone, or score anything, but not through lack of effort. In the second half when the Vermin started to accelerate and run rings round the skeletons, Rabbo was the only undead beasty capable of keeping up, and possibly prevented an even larger scoreline against GU.”