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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2005-09-01 15:24:54
TV 2320k Human
2
Winnings 10k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 3/2/0
 
 
Dark Elf TV 2480k
2
60k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
2/1/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
2
-
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4
-
-
-
-
-
#2
1
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-
-
3
-
-
-
-
-
#4
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-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#5
-
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#6
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1
1
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3
-
-
-
-
-
#7
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#8
-
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-
#9
-
-
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-
-
-
-
-
-
-
#10
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#11
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
-
#14
-
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1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
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TOTALS
2
1
5
-
1
22
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Sorry coach is drunk.

If we knew how to spell shayme mate we would be feeling it. Safe to say the better team (not us) didn't win. While there is no such thing as a good draw the boys hit the Bundy hard celebrating not losing this one. We didn't deserve it but we ganked it like we would a pair of tight jeans from Just Jeans. I think you get the drift.

Game started promisingly enough with Fitzy scoring his maiden TD after some hard hits from the Yobs. Then things began to go pearshaped. The VotSA came out savage and put through a TD to level the scores by half time. Then after the break came out and smashed us some more. Antarctic Gale sent a couple off including Robbie who looks like he'll miss next week. Storm Warden was everywhere getting amongst it. Then we were subjected to the humiliation of watching the clock be run down and being unable to stop it.

The VotSA scored late in red time and the boys got angry. Willo blitzed one of em and bounced it into one of our guys who bounced into Bazza knocking him forwards. Jonno scored his 2nd cas for the match breaking a 9 game no cas streak with grunt. Dazz smacked one down. Jacko connected with a long pass to Bazza and the Lightning Mullet made it 9 games in a row with at least one TD to steal the draw while the elves stood around waiting for the bell. Fastest TD the coach or team have ever scored.

Twanlow Votes

3/ Antarctic Gale
2/ Storm Warden
1/ Hopp'n M'Broomstick

Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
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-
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-
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#2
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-
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-
#3
-
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-
-
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#4
-
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-
-
-
-
-
#5
1
1
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4
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-
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-
#6
-
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-
1
5
-
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-
-
-
#7
-
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#8
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#9
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#10
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#14
1
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1
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5
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TOTALS
2
1
1
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1
14
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Dont even deserve to be counted among the legible for a match report after that!

The lads played fantastically second half to set up the win as they ran in their second try in turn 16. They then walked out onto the pitch to congratulate the humans for a good game and plonked themselves down anywhere only to watch them go for the most contrived daffodillish woodie wannabe one turner try and pull the dang thing off. And it would have been so easy to stop if we'd tried.

It was a great game, except now the coach feels so goddamn stupid he really ought to be punted back to conferences for it. I think this feeling is worse than the pounding we wore in the opening blows of very first game this season. At least we could rage at someone else (nuffle!) for that. This was *the crunch* game to stay in the hunt for the premiership, but alas that dream is now likely lost somewhere in the cobwebs lurking in the wooly-headed brain of our absent minded coach. Only one person to rage at for this one! Time to start the royal struggle to avoid relegation.

Twahnlow Votes
3 votes: #1 Jonno
For a bunch of humies,they hit hard, Johnno the 'ardest of the lot.

2 votes: #11 Bazza
Much as I hated it, this goes to him for his sterling try and not failing when it counted. Would he have made it with a proper defence set up? Possibly! Am sure Bazza thinks so!

1 vote: #2 Fitzy
Off to a good debut with a solid td. Not even a glimpse of nerves in the opening minutes. Great start to what may be a promising career.
 
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