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MYSTERY CONCERNING THE DISAPPEARING OF STARBEAST HEINZ

In the second game in row, Heinz never showed up for the kick off, to much disappointment for the away teams fans. Each and every one had travelled to Eat more Greens not so awesome stadium, in anticipation of watching Heinz finally brake the all time topscorer record for beasts. It seemed clear from the start that his experience was much needed against some very crafty goblins and their larger bretherns, the trolls Blue Cheese and BigNose Drugg. But it soon became clear that some of Eat More Greens sneaky scheeming backfired. There is pretty clear evidence that some goblins spiked the pregame Tomatoes juice. But as the old saying goes; you cant poison decayed goo. So for the first quarter of the match the poison fueled nurglings was almost impossible to beat down, almost stalling the Goblins offence. But the drugs slowly faded from the Tomatoes that eventually was forced to allow Weedsmoka running in a touchdown. After the scoring Tomatoes sat on the rest of the match scoring an easy touchdown early in second half, and almost ran away with the victory in the end.

The match was not without sacrifices for the home team, that experienced the deaths of two players. The sun will never more shine on Crazy Diamond and Plaster was found... well plastered all over the pitch.

After the match Globertrotter tried in vain to recieve a comment about the disappearance of Heinz. The only discernible information we could gather, was from the offensive coach mumbling something about that Heinz was nothing more than 1000 pound of no good prima donna phlegm!

The rumours concerning his non-apperance differs wildy from that he has run away with some of his groupies to that he had been jailed because of some seedy stock market insider trading.

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