“Bob: So, Nick, what do we have here?
Nick: Well Bob, it looks like a rather optimistic Khemri players are going up against a team of high-speed skavens. It's going to be odd watching those mummies shamble after storm-vermin. They're like, what, three times faster than they are?
Bob: I suppose so, yes.
Nick: And there goes the whistle! And the Eaters of Entrails go first. Which is a disgusting name in itself, even among compared to the other Khemri teams.
Bob:.....
Nick: Lots of fighting in the middle of the field, those mummies raking up those rats like - Ouch! That must have hurt. That rat isn't coming back in a hurry.
Bob: Very true Nick. One of the storm vermin is making a run for it, running for the backline. And there's the other one, he picked up the ball on the way and look at him run!
Nick: Ah, it looks like the old run-and-pass-score trick, an old favourite with the skavens. The Eaters' coach should have seen this one coming, but well, there you have it. Find an opening like that, run for it and Bob's your uncle. Not you Bob, some other Bob.
Bob: Quite...... It may be an old trick, but it worked. It's now 1-0 to the Trials.
Nick: A lot of the rats have taken heavy blows to their heads, lying senseless on the field, probably crying for their mummies. Heh-Heh. Mummies. Get it?
Bob: *Sighs* Most of the skaven defenses are down and Ta-Ret runs to the goal-line and scores a TD! 1 - 1 and still a bit left of the match.
NIck: Yeah, if Trail By Rat can break through the front line they should be able to win the match still.
Bob: They will have to hurry though.
NIck: Sure, but the Khemri are as slow as sand, not much they can do to stop the skavens.
Bob: Unless .... Oh, missed! Well, there you have it. 1 - 1. Good game though.
Nick: I still think the skavens should have won.

Later on, well after the match, Nick the commentator, was heard complaining of darkened skies about him and the neighbours heard a loud buzzing noise one night. And a scream.
Next morning Nick was found dead in bed. The cause of death was deemed "Natural Causes".
He wasn't missed.”