Recruited From Bucelufe's Ikean Swedish Meatballs
Retired Due To -Ma After Collecting: 0 Brains
Correspondence with coach we recruited him from:
Posted by jarvis_pants on 2015-10-21 20:32:58
Dear [Enter Coach Name Here]
We would like to thank you/not thank you for the new recruit you have sent to us. He/She has served us well/poorly over the last 1/2/3/4/5/many games.
He/she has managed to skill/has died horribly.
We look forward to recruiting more members from your team/ We hope to never see your team ever again.
Please cross out options that are not applicable to you.
JP
Posted by jarvis_pants on 2015-10-24 09:30:51
We regret to inform you that we will be sending David 'The Death' Darkfire back to you as he is quiet clearly defective. Please arrange a match with us ASAP so we can recruit some new players from you.
JP