Despite not being a troll, Craig Cook certainly is as stupid as one. Being held back 9 years already at the campus he is unable to graduate. His family are quite disappointed in his lacking of knowledge to graduate. However, he realized that by playing Blood bowl for 3 seasons at the university, you automatically graduate from the university he signed up for trials. However, even though he is as stupid as a troll, he certainly isn't as strong as one. During trials, even William "Wanker" Trentenheimer managed to get him onto the ground... after William was severely injured for life. Infact, William was very eager to get onto the side. It is a great pity that he got his arm and... chopped and ripped off.

Because of Craigs stupidity, he does not do great in any classes especially in cooking. He always seems to burn his dishes or just severely screw up. The other day he fried and egg. Not an egg white and yolk, but an actual egg. He said it was really nice but I refused to touch it. It was probably burnt too knowing Craig. Poor Craig. One day you'll make a well made fried egg.

Because Craig has been held back in the university for 9 years, Craig has become a familiar face on campus. He seems to enjoy everyone knowing him, regardless of what for and how much they hate him. He just loves the spotlight. Maybe he is purposely not graduating to stay in the lime light? Hmmmmm....

Craig isn't that great of a player, nor a student, but we want him off campus despite being a friendly and familiar face. Hopefully he'll survive the 3 seasons to graduate and not retire from the sport to be stuck at the university eternally.

-Head chef and coach of the MFC, Mushoomy
(Hired Season 4)