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Did you know? Up until now, 1486023 players have died on the pitch.
Hired to shore up the team in a game where we're down a mummy, this merc makes an impact with a touchdown. He's long been known as the "dirtiest skelly in the Empire". Despite not having any discernible feet, he has earned the name "Wonderboot" for some pretty sickening fouls.