FUMBBL :: Eros Ramasnotti

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Eros once made 15 fouls in a single game.

It was against the Thugs of Hell, back in season 3. 8 out of those 15 broke armour resulting in one badly hurt and one KO.

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Eros was voted as the player with most stardom not to be selected for the LÖBBL Allstar game. Apparently not even his own coach likes him.

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Fouling much without assistance doesn't seem to matter much. Eros still has committed a 17 casualties on his 212-something fouls

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Payne D. Spencer and Bladerunner are Eros only kills so far, but Eros still claims his infamous game against Reassembling Skeletons, in season 2, where he "sent Kjell to hell" was his best foul kick ever

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With 212 fouls is he the currently second diritiest Snotling of all times on fumbbl

Some say only cowards hit people lying on the ground. This is a story about the coward of cowardsl - Eros "the Boot" Ramasnotti.

<---- Just look at that amount of fouls!

Diving into the player that is Eros will unfold a nasty set of different faces of a snotling committed in the making of him self as a star.

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Eros - the Player (1/5)

Eros joined the team as one of the first snots and played his first game in the opening match of LÖBBL I. In that game he never fouled but scored the first ever TD for Snotre Dame. The coach - a fool in retrospect - picked out Eros as the MVP of that game and knew little that this instant fame would rise to Eros head.

Eros - the Player (2/5)

Eros leveled Sneaky git, and the nastiness began. The first season Eros committed 29 fouls with, causing 3 casualties to openent players. Winning the star as best fouler with a 22 foul difference (to fellow team mate Pol Snot). Eros gained attention for the extraordinary numbers and could no more play "below the opponent radar".

Eros - the Player (3/5)

During the second season the competition intensified with the entrance of fellow greenskins - Goblin Ever After. Particularly from the Goblin infamously known as Rapphönan, that quickly rose during the late season. Eros managed to come out on top as the fouler of the season but the margins were close - 23 to 21.

Eros - the Player (4/5)

When the third season began, Eros got a head start against Rapphönan. Unfortunately the referee thought otherwise and the trend of a falling star in Eros and a rising star in Rapphönan felt imminent. But within two brilliant games - the race was over. 33 fouls in 3 games by Eros and Eros was back as the unthreatened king of fouling.

Eros - the Player (5/5)

After the LÖBBL-record of 57 fouls in a season - winning with a margin of 26 fouls(!) the referees and adversaries conspired against Eros. The fourth season only resulted in Eros playing a total of 18 rounds. During those rounds Eros still managed to commit 10 fouls. Enough to tie for the top position but not enough to win the season star.

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Eros - the "Player" (1/3)

Sex, drugs & Rock n' roll ought to be distant to you when you're only like 2 feet tall, but Eros has nurtured a life style never seen before among the Snotling population. He is a misogynist, and maybe even a psychopath, and he is unattractive to most creatures (I mean: he is green and very short - and not even that muscular).

Eros - the "Player" (2/3)

Regardless of those facts Eros views himself as a true rockstar arranging a lot of embarrasing parties, with too much alcohol and other substances. A lot of girls accuse him of foul plays even outside the pitch and for some reason the team apothecary allways have a hard time finding his sedatives, when it is party time in the Eros mansion.

Eros - the "Player" (3/3)

This has been an issue for the team and the owners are growing tired of wasting money on bribes - not handed out to referees, but to angry dames threatening to speak with the Snotbladet press. Eros therefore isn't one of the team favourites even though he enjoys the fan's appreciation. To summarize it Eros is an asshole.

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Eros - the Menace (1/2)

As one of the most specialized players in the team, Eros makes a lot of hazardous actions - often with incredibly poor timing. Rhis has resulted in several nasty tunrovers over the seasons. Likewise Eros sometimes succeeds. He breaks armour every 2,2 foul and removes players from the field every 5,9 foul in general.

Eros - the Menace (2/2)

2 times have the kicked-on-player landed a chronic degree injury:
Payne D. Spencer got killer (Eros 22nd foul)
Kjell got -AV (Eros 33rd foul)

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Eros - the Reacher (1/2)

Eros have several short term and long term goals. After he became canonized, LÖBBL really can't offer him any challenge. The aim is for the top lists of the entire FUMBBL. First stop is SwibSwab. A pursuit that may take longer than expected considering he is active and plays games with his Back Alley Burglars reguarly.

Eros - the Reacher (2/2)

Longer term goals are off course to climb the ladders of both active and all-time foulers in order to become the number one fouler of fumbbl in every category. Starting with league divison.

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Eros - the Achiever (1/3)

Becoming the top fouler three seasons in a row (1-3) resulted in Eros being canonized in the LÖBBL trivia for eternal times. This happend right before season 4. Eros is a climber on the top lists and he is currently the second dirtiest ogre snotling of all times. Adding stunty leaugue snotling snotlings to the equation and he is the fifth.

Eros - the Achiever (2/3)

There are huge gap to the top of the lists but considering Eros average in fouling per game he are way ahead of his competition. Eros was one of the first (maybe THE first) players to reach hundred fouls under 20 games in fumbbl (not fully investigated).

Eros - the Achiever (3/3)

Returning to LÖBBL: Eros was (tied) the second player ever to become canonized. He holds the record of most fouls in total, as well as in a single season. He is also the first player ever to earn the "backstory"-badge.

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Eros - the Believer (1/1)

.....Haha. Did you really think Eros was religious?

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