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Håkansson
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Halfling Hopeful
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Stunty
Dennis "the Bending Bone-Head" never really understood what the game is about. Therefore many of us felt a deep sadness when it turned out he is sort of a talent when it comes to playing it.
Though maybe talent is a strong word. He is at most decent.. Well, he can at least bend down.

His father harrassed people crossing a bridge for a living and his mother died eating a golf car. Maybe that is the reason Dennis sometimes manages to pick up a ball? One thing for sure is that his game ain't beautiful and it never was. If someone says beauty lies in the eye of the beholder - then Behold the Bending Bone-Head - it may give you reasons to think twice.
As stated before, Dennis aint a delicate blocker. He simply just waves his fists around. Only one time lady luck blessed his limbs and took them to a target. Poor poor elf who served as sanctuary for that pilgrimage of unaimed fury
Caused injuries/Manslaughter
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Francis ScumflowerWafer-thin Mints Fractured Leg
Dennis has not been very commited and has therfore only made 28 Blocks and 1 Cas, this far..
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Caused injuries/Manslaughter
PlayerGameInfliction
1
Francis ScumflowerWafer-thin Mints Fractured Leg
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