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Billy Connolly
#4
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
39
B
163
P
3
F
0
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
9
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Block
+MA
Mighty Blow
Tackle
Scored two kills in one game. Killed a skink and then a saurus. He has some mighty strong punchlines. After the game he was asked for his reaction and he said "before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes, after that who cares, you are a mile away and you've got his shoes".
Killed Péroné, an Orc but he was patched up a bit but still left with a niggling Smashed Knee. His response to this injury “Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was ‘How are you getting on?'”
Scored a blinder of a TD last thing in a game to make it 2-1. He had the choice to dash a bit earlier but steadied himself, took a blitz and then dodged off for the score. He was awarded the MVP for this act and now has a good tackle, which he loves to show off.
Took out a Legend early in a game to help build a 3-0 win. With the cheers from the crowd he said "A fart is just your arse applauding".
Killed a Wood Elf journeyman. He used a little knife to help him out an said “I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
Killed Péroné, an Orc but he was patched up a bit but still left with a niggling Smashed Knee. His response to this injury “Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was ‘How are you getting on?'”
Scored a blinder of a TD last thing in a game to make it 2-1. He had the choice to dash a bit earlier but steadied himself, took a blitz and then dodged off for the score. He was awarded the MVP for this act and now has a good tackle, which he loves to show off.
Took out a Legend early in a game to help build a 3-0 win. With the cheers from the crowd he said "A fart is just your arse applauding".
Killed a Wood Elf journeyman. He used a little knife to help him out an said “I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2018-06-14
-
1
-
-
1
8
2018-06-16
-
1
-
-
-
3
2018-06-19
1
-
-
2
-
5
2018-06-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2018-07-31
-
-
-
2
-
4
2018-09-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2018-10-24
-
1
-
-
1
8
2018-10-27
-
-
-
2
-
4
2018-11-11
-
-
-
1
-
2