Curt the Critic is the indirect cause of the forming of The Wood Food Poetry Book Team. He is the one who killed the halfling Show Arrow thus making <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1659469">Shake Spear</a> wonder, if there were more important things in life than bashing and killing.

Curt is known as a very hard critic who usually shows his dislike of the halflings' poetry by seriously injuring the poets. As far as the halflings of the Wood Food Poetry Village know, he likes only one poem:

<b>Wisdom</b>
Grow in peace,
learn from the trees.

Together with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1659450">Simon the Censor</a> Curt now forms the wooden backbone of the Wood Food Poetry Book Team. He usually roams the line of scrimmage daring the opposition to utter any kind of rhyming sentences.