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[X] teh Craig Machine
Beelz
#6
Lineman
MA
7
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
60
B
37
P
12
F
0
G
19
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
1
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
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Skills
+ST
Guard
Kick
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I’ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
little devil eyes to help a little devil see
little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I’m Satan, Woo Hoo!

Or Mephistopheles for some. I dont know

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I’ll make a toast to me
Hey, here’s to my hell..
Th… My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I’m in every Zeppelin album
I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants
I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, I’ll just throw it on a griddle.
I don’t need to make a deal, I don’t need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don’t care if he can fiddle
I’m Satan.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
That’s fucking bullshit because I wouldn’t be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it’s like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2006-12-30
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-01-05
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-01-07
1
1
-
-
-
4
2007-01-11
1
-
-
1
-
3
2007-02-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-05-24
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-05-25
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-06-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-07-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-07-13
1
2
-
-
-
7