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Emef Tells
#15
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
109
B
235
P
14
F
2
G
50
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
12
Td
9
Mvp
5
GPP
78
XPP
0
SPP
78
Injuries
Skills
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Shadowing
Strip Ball
Tackle
The third foreign player for the Amazing Mediocres, Emef Tells signed with the team after the early retirement of another foreign blitzer, Feff Tines. There is little known about Emef's playing ability or his potential, but scouts are keen on his ability to both block and run, and his ability to learn the game. Emef is known around the locker room for his large assortment of shoes.
<b>[[Game 15]]</b>
In just his second game, Emef Tells scored the only touchdown in a tough 1-0 victory against Paps, a rival human team. While he didn't get the MVP, the head coach is glad the rookie contributed, though ball carrying time may be cut down with the return of Smasher Benny to the lineup after missing a game.
<b>[[Game 23]]</b>
In a 2-1 victory over a difficult chaos team, Emef Tells recorded the best game of his short career. A completion, touchdown, and the game's MVP go onto Emef's stat-log, and as a reward, he's been given special training by a freelance coach. Emef has vowed no elf will get away from him now.
<b>[[Game 33]]</b>
Emef was in the lap of Lady Luck today after getting crowd-surfed by a chaos dwarf team in a 2-1 victory. Apparently Ms. Luck was happy to have the team's star blitzer on her lap. After the game, Emef took Ms. Luck to his home to show off his assortments of pumps and high heels.
<b>[[Game 37]]</b>
Emef earned the MVP in a 2-1 loss against another human team, mainly for trying to rally the team around him and the other blitzers, who had a tough day keeping the hits from landing. To alleviate the frustration, Emef spent the remaining evening at Payless.
<b>[[Game 39]]</b>
During a 3-0 loss to a powerful chaos dwarf team, Emef was injured during the first few moments of the match and spent the entire game in the injured box, blaming his bad pair of cleats.
<b>[[Game 44]]</b>
Emef has become the teams star blitzer, hauling in touchdowns and taking out opposing players. As Mutant Day nears its end, Emef has become the second leading blitzer in terms of star player points.
<b>[[Game 46]]</b>
The MVP of a 4-1 loss was awarded to Emef, apparently because when he was in the injured box, he continuously flipped off the dwarfs as they ran by to four scores, the most given up by the Mediocres to a dwarf team. He was absent from the press conference after the game where the humans announced they will no longer play dwarf teams.
<b>[[Game 52]]</b>
Sustaining an injury to his groin, Emef will be forced to sit out the next game for the Mediocres as he undergoes treatment at the training facility. When asked for comment, Emef refused to speak. Rumor has it that the blitzer is speaking in a temporarily soprano voice.
<b>[[Game 56]]</b>
During the last moments of a game against some dark elves, Emef had to fight off three defenders, including a witch elf that wouldn't go down before dodging between the elves and over the goal line to tie the game at two apiece. The game ended soon after, and the blitzer was treated to a bonus from assistant coach Barry Bloke: a gift certificate to his favorite shoe store.
<b>[[Game 62]]</b>
Emef scored a touchdown in a 2-1 victory over a fellow human team. Running from endzone to endzone, he put on a clinic on how to avoid defenders and mud puddles (so they wouldn't mess up his cleats).
<b>[[Game 65]]</b>
The human blitzer took home his fifth MVP trophy in a 2-1 victory over a violent norse team, whose fans killed fellow blitzer Chel Rafete. When asked about the sudden lack of players on the team, which is now down to 12, Tells said they will be looking for a replacement for Chel soon.
<b>[[Game 15]]</b>
In just his second game, Emef Tells scored the only touchdown in a tough 1-0 victory against Paps, a rival human team. While he didn't get the MVP, the head coach is glad the rookie contributed, though ball carrying time may be cut down with the return of Smasher Benny to the lineup after missing a game.
<b>[[Game 23]]</b>
In a 2-1 victory over a difficult chaos team, Emef Tells recorded the best game of his short career. A completion, touchdown, and the game's MVP go onto Emef's stat-log, and as a reward, he's been given special training by a freelance coach. Emef has vowed no elf will get away from him now.
<b>[[Game 33]]</b>
Emef was in the lap of Lady Luck today after getting crowd-surfed by a chaos dwarf team in a 2-1 victory. Apparently Ms. Luck was happy to have the team's star blitzer on her lap. After the game, Emef took Ms. Luck to his home to show off his assortments of pumps and high heels.
<b>[[Game 37]]</b>
Emef earned the MVP in a 2-1 loss against another human team, mainly for trying to rally the team around him and the other blitzers, who had a tough day keeping the hits from landing. To alleviate the frustration, Emef spent the remaining evening at Payless.
<b>[[Game 39]]</b>
During a 3-0 loss to a powerful chaos dwarf team, Emef was injured during the first few moments of the match and spent the entire game in the injured box, blaming his bad pair of cleats.
<b>[[Game 44]]</b>
Emef has become the teams star blitzer, hauling in touchdowns and taking out opposing players. As Mutant Day nears its end, Emef has become the second leading blitzer in terms of star player points.
<b>[[Game 46]]</b>
The MVP of a 4-1 loss was awarded to Emef, apparently because when he was in the injured box, he continuously flipped off the dwarfs as they ran by to four scores, the most given up by the Mediocres to a dwarf team. He was absent from the press conference after the game where the humans announced they will no longer play dwarf teams.
<b>[[Game 52]]</b>
Sustaining an injury to his groin, Emef will be forced to sit out the next game for the Mediocres as he undergoes treatment at the training facility. When asked for comment, Emef refused to speak. Rumor has it that the blitzer is speaking in a temporarily soprano voice.
<b>[[Game 56]]</b>
During the last moments of a game against some dark elves, Emef had to fight off three defenders, including a witch elf that wouldn't go down before dodging between the elves and over the goal line to tie the game at two apiece. The game ended soon after, and the blitzer was treated to a bonus from assistant coach Barry Bloke: a gift certificate to his favorite shoe store.
<b>[[Game 62]]</b>
Emef scored a touchdown in a 2-1 victory over a fellow human team. Running from endzone to endzone, he put on a clinic on how to avoid defenders and mud puddles (so they wouldn't mess up his cleats).
<b>[[Game 65]]</b>
The human blitzer took home his fifth MVP trophy in a 2-1 victory over a violent norse team, whose fans killed fellow blitzer Chel Rafete. When asked about the sudden lack of players on the team, which is now down to 12, Tells said they will be looking for a replacement for Chel soon.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2007-11-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-11-29
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-11-30
1
1
-
-
1
9
2007-11-30
-
1
-
-
-
3
2007-12-08
1
-
-
-
-
1
2007-12-08
-
-
-
2
-
4
2007-12-08
-
2
-
-
-
6
2007-12-16
-
-
-
-
1
5
2007-12-16
-
-
-
2
-
4
2008-01-03
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-03
-
1
-
3
-
9
2008-01-06
-
-
-
1
-
2
2008-01-06
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-07-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-07-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-07-07
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-07-09
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-07-10
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-06-01
-
-
-
-
1
5