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Peanut Butter Surprise
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Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
5
P
2
F
3
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
n, d
Skills
Horns
Dirty Player
I've heard dozens of variations of this one , always about "this girl that works with some guy I met who was really there..."
This single chick comes home from work one night and walks into her kitchen. After a few minutes of opening cabinet doors and preparing something in the kitchen, she calls for her dog, Sparky.
"Here boy! Come here, Sparky!" she calls.
Unfortunately, old Sparky doesn't seem to respond to her. She realizes that sometimes the old canine likes to fall asleep in her berdroom, and so she opens the bedroom door while continuing her high-pitched "Here, Sparky! Come see what Mama's got for her little poochie!"
When the door opens, a group of her friends shout "Surprise! Happy Birthday!" Their faces drop when they see that the guest of honor is totally naked with peanut butter covering her crotch.
This single chick comes home from work one night and walks into her kitchen. After a few minutes of opening cabinet doors and preparing something in the kitchen, she calls for her dog, Sparky.
"Here boy! Come here, Sparky!" she calls.
Unfortunately, old Sparky doesn't seem to respond to her. She realizes that sometimes the old canine likes to fall asleep in her berdroom, and so she opens the bedroom door while continuing her high-pitched "Here, Sparky! Come see what Mama's got for her little poochie!"
When the door opens, a group of her friends shout "Surprise! Happy Birthday!" Their faces drop when they see that the guest of honor is totally naked with peanut butter covering her crotch.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2008-01-20
1
-
-
-
-
1
2008-01-27
-
1
-
-
-
3
2008-02-17
-
-
-
1
-
2