A curious Kender handler, whose hijinx, while amusing to the rest of the party, tended to irritate our combat-heavy DM to no end - thus often resulting in his repeated and gruesome death.

(Ok, so trying to lasso the baby black dragon and keep it as a pet was probably not a good idea. But come on...a party of fighters, mages, and clerics gets ambushed by several Draconians, and the Draconian mages all target ONLY the kender* who failed his surprise roll! "Don't worry about the heavily muscled knights in armour charging at us with glowing swords raised! Forget the wild-eyed guys in bright robes pointing at us with fingers bristling with lightning! Get the short git looking blankly up at the trees with his back turned! If he's so calm, he MUST be the dangerous one!"

*I'm guessing this 'random targeting dice roll' was my true first encounter with the JavaBowl Random Number Generator... :p