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[R] Reptilian Underground
Duane Clumsywing
#11
Skink Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
618
B
38
P
15
F
1
G
37
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
3
Td
21
Mvp
1
GPP
78
XPP
0
SPP
78
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
+MA
Block
Side Step
Sure Feet
Sure Hands
* original team member *

Thomas 'Cruise' Mapother IV

"Suri = S.U.R.I.
Scientology's Ultimate Resurrection Incarnate.
Some say the "I" is for "Idea" but now that it is for real, the "I" stands for Incarnate.
Tom's baby is actually the spawn of L. Ron himself, not Thomas J. Mapother IV. The plot I am about to share with you has been in the works since L. Ron was alive (the first time around).
Soon after Tom Cruise met Katie Holmes, he approached the highest figures in Scientology. He let them know that he found a perfect specimen to carry SEED. For those of you who don't know what SEED is, it is the sperm specimen retrieved from L. Ron Hubbard upon his deathbed. For years it had been kept in a classified location. Only OT Level 3 Scientologists who were viewed as qualified were considered candidates for implanting SEED. When Tom approached COS, they quickly obliged. They entrusted Tom Cruise with the role of implanting SEED into Katie Holmes. The fertilization was obviously successful...This could be the true reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Let the ultimate battle between good and evil begin. "

“Of course [I believe in aliens]. Are you so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?” Tom Cruise

source: http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com/
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2009-08-18
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1
-
1
-
5
2009-08-22
-
2
-
-
-
6
2009-08-22
-
-
-
-
1
5
2009-08-27
1
1
-
-
-
4
2009-08-29
1
-
-
-
-
1
2009-09-06
1
1
-
-
-
4
2009-09-06
-
1
-
-
-
3
2009-09-11
-
-
-
1
-
2
2009-09-11
1
-
-
-
-
1
2013-01-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2013-01-03
-
1
-
1
-
5
2014-07-17
-
2
-
-
-
6
2014-07-21
-
1
-
-
-
3
2014-10-16
-
2
-
-
-
6
2014-10-28
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1
-
-
-
3
2014-11-05
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1
-
-
-
3
2015-01-17
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-02-15
-
1
-
-
-
3
2015-03-18
-
1
-
-
-
3
2019-06-12
-
2
-
-
-
6
2019-09-27
-
1
-
-
-
3