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Colonel Pokely Porksweat
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Underworld Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
17
B
83
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block
Strong Arm
"Colonel" Pokely Porksweat doesn't do much, but when he does its because he gets some much needed help for General Pearbelly Sweatpalm. "The General" often aids the Troll with tasks such as who to hit, who to throw, and who to eat.
For any reason "Colonel" Pokely Porksweat doesn't perform as needed the Skaven give blame to "The General". Usually subjecting him to a locker room beating, since there is no way they would dare try to pick a fight with the teams lone Troll.
What does "Colonel" Pokely Porksweat think of this... he doesn't think at all.
Goblins Eaten (2): Whizzell on last play of game, in the first round of the playoffs in ZNBBL Season 3. Lardu Septiclove on the first play of the game in ZNBBL Season 4.
For any reason "Colonel" Pokely Porksweat doesn't perform as needed the Skaven give blame to "The General". Usually subjecting him to a locker room beating, since there is no way they would dare try to pick a fight with the teams lone Troll.
What does "Colonel" Pokely Porksweat think of this... he doesn't think at all.
Goblins Eaten (2): Whizzell on last play of game, in the first round of the playoffs in ZNBBL Season 3. Lardu Septiclove on the first play of the game in ZNBBL Season 4.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-10-22
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-10-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-11-01
-
-
-
1
-
2
2011-11-10
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-04-11
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-07-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-08-21
-
-
-
1
-
2