TEAM ROLE: seduction/intimidation/theft; also ball handling

Sallie Seagrass is the self-styled "most beautiful pirate on the sea." With pounds of makeup on her face, she fancies herself something of a femme fatale, and always tries to seduce opposing players during the days leading up to the game, hoping to learn their secret plays or steal something from them. The trouble is, she's a little delusional. She was never a great beauty, but as she ages, she's become downright unattractive -- a fact not helped by her garish cosmetics and increasing drinking habit. (Almost) nobody wants to sleep with a drunk halfling in clown makeup.

And yet... she gets the job done. Maybe not in the way she envisions, but she does frequently manage to sabotage the other team. She's a skilled thief, and her dexterity makes her effective on the pitch. Also, her grotesque appearance often frightens opposing players and coaches -- a fact that also makes her effective on the line, where nobody wants to block her.

Sallie often works on pre-game jobs with Jimbo Shortbarrow... a precarious situation, given that the two hate each other. Jimbo, a newer arrival, is by far the more effective thief, and Sallie's jealousy is understandable. She also thinks Jimbo should be more romantically interested in her... a belief she also holds about Cap'n Sandflea, as well as half the other players. (It's never been stated, but Sallie started manning the line shortly after she started flirting aggressively with the good Cap'n...)

PLAYER RULE: Sallie will set up next to Cap'n Sandflea or Jimbo Shortbarrow whenever possible, if the two are on the pitch together.