Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

"When running its important to remember that the destination doesnt matter all that much. What matters is getting away from where you stood just a few seconds ago. Thinks like destinations come by themselfes if you just keep on running!"

He may not be the fastest of the bunch, but given the opportunity his wild flee wont stop before someones endzone....or much later!