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Anachronistic Orchard
Roster [L] Big Guy Arena

In the realm of Blood Bowl, where chaos reigns and unlikely alliances are forged, emerges the enigmatic team known as the Anachronistic Orchard. Comprised of three extraordinary beings, Planty the Fen Beast, AO-002 the Rune Golem, and Petey the Rotspawn, this team defies the boundaries of time and logic, captivating both spectators and opponents alike.

The origins of the Anachronistic Orchard trace back to the ingenious creations of a great wizard, whose name has been lost to the annals of history. This prodigious Dungeon Bowl college wizard delved into the mysteries of time manipulation, pouring his knowledge and skill into the creation of a remarkable time machine. Little did he know the consequences that awaited him and the creatures he would unwittingly set loose upon the world.

Planty, the Fen Beast, was once an ordinary plant until it was inadvertently caught in the wizard's temporal experiment. Torn from its natural habitat, it was infused with the essence of time, transforming into a fearsome creature. As the temporal energies surged through its being, Planty gained sentience and an insatiable thirst for competition. Now a towering monstrosity, this ancient flora wields its newfound strength on the Blood Bowl pitch, striking fear into the hearts of opponents with its devastating attacks and impenetrable defense.

Accompanying Planty is AO-002, the Rune Golem, an invention of the great wizard himself. Designed to be his loyal assistant, AO-002 possessed a mind of its own. Rejecting its creator's servitude, the golem sought purpose and meaning elsewhere. Drawn to the thrill of Blood Bowl, AO-002 embraced the chaos and brutality of the sport, becoming an unstoppable force on the pitch. Constructed from enchanted stones imbued with arcane symbols, the golem's very presence radiates an aura of ancient power, disrupting the plans of opposing teams and crushing their hopes.

Completing the trio is Petey, the Rotspawn. In an inexplicable twist of fate, the time machine's temporal ripples unleashed this grotesque creature from a future where decay and corruption hold sway. Born of foul magic and imbued with a malevolent sentience, Petey exudes an aura of sickness and despair. Yet, despite its abhorrent appearance, the Rotspawn found solace and camaraderie within the Anachronistic Orchard. As an unstoppable juggernaut on the pitch, Petey spreads pestilence and disease, sowing chaos and disarray among the ranks of the opposition.

The Anachronistic Orchard, united by the whims of time and their insatiable hunger for glory, stands as a testament to the unexpected alliances that emerge from the chaos of the Blood Bowl arena. Each member of this otherworldly team brings their own unique powers and presence to the game, leaving spectators in awe and their adversaries in terror. With Planty's ancient strength, AO-002's unfathomable might, and Petey's vile afflictions, the Anachronistic Orchard seeks to etch their names in the annals of Blood Bowl history and forever alter the perception of what it means to be a team.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Planty
Fen Beast
2 6 5+ 6+ 10+
Bone Head, Disturbing Presence, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Sprint
   6 0 5 0 2 4 35/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
AO-002
Rune Golem
3 5 5+ - 11+
Bone Head, Iron Hard Skin, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull
Block
   6 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 130k
(130+0)k
  
3
Petey
Rotspawn
4 5 5+ - 10+
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Plague Ridden, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Sure Feet
   6 0 1 0 1 1 9/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
4
Ivy
Maimed Helper Lineman
5 1 3+ - 8+
Dodge, Jump Up, No Hands, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Dr. Robo
Maimed Helper Lineman
5 1 3+ - 8+
Dodge, Jump Up, No Hands, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   6 0 0 0 0 1 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Lava
Maimed Helper Lineman
5 1 3+ - 8+
Dodge, Jump Up, No Hands, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6 players
Coach: JamesLangley Re-Rolls (140k): 8  
Race: Big Guy Arena Dedicated Fans: 9  
Current Team Value: 1120k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1120k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (5/0/1) |TD Diff:5 (6 - 1) |Cas Diff:6 (3/5/3 - 3/1/1)
Last Opponent: Ratatouille'd