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DarkenDedSune
Roster [X2] Dark Elf

A pointless Elven team, seeing as they usually die really quick and can't dodge, pick the ball up, throw, catch, block or anything else, but what the heck? They replace the Norse team as they were absolutely hopeless at blocking, they really were, and folded like paper thanks to AV7.

Anyway, sod it, let's just get on with the bloody game.

Game 1: Lost interest after I lost most of my players to injury (BH) or SI (mng, so not too bad) or KO, meaning not a great deal of point in picking the players up off the floor to get knocked down again. One sided all the way, aside from my suicidal 'frankly my dear I don't give a shit' dodges which looked impressive but achieved sod all. Opponent was gracious enough not to foul or go mad with the blitzing etc, but with the dice stacked in his favour (despite the reasonably close 'luck' score there wasn't much that he did wrong.
This team needs rerolls, badly, and I dare say to avoid bashy teams in future, seeing as the dodging/passing game is a crock of shit.

Game 2: their passing game is still patchy, but nothing much wrong witht he blocking game against Woodies that folded like paper, despite fine play from the opposing coach. When it came down to it, AV7 wasn't enough to stop the injured boxes filling up, and when I scored to equalize, it wasn't out of deserving to score, but more that the opponent had so few players on the field. I guess it goes that way sometimes - get beat up one game, beat someone up another.

Game 3: finally turned into a proper team, running 4 td home and shutting the luckless (in a very extreme way) down completely. his 4 RR may as well not have been there, sorry about that. For me it gives me a little faith in the team after a crappy start, and if I keep them from pure out and out bash teams then there may yet be a chance of survival... uh yeah, right :P


<b>Average luck after 6 games: 57.6%</b>

Bwahahaha! *sob, wipes tears away* hehehee ooooh that made me laugh :)

Average luck 57... hehehehe


TOO MANY LOSSES and/or DICERAPES - transferred to (U)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzin Galore
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
+MA
   5 2 2 0 0 0 8/16 130k
(138)k
  
2
Whadda Freekinpoynt
Witch Elf
7 3 5 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, +AG, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   14 7 12 1 4 2 63/76 220k
(243)k
  
3
Lyneman
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
 n 13 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(75)k
  
4
Linemann
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   14 0 2 1 3 1 19/31 110k
(125)k
  
5
Lyinman
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(90)k
  
6
Liarman
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   14 1 0 0 3 1 12/16 90k
(90)k
  
7
Linuxman
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST
   14 3 1 0 1 1 13/16 120k
(150)k
  
8
Lyingman
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
 -av 12 1 1 0 4 2 22/31 110k
(110)k
  
10
Lineupman
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Block, +ST, Guard
   14 2 4 0 1 3 31/51 170k
(183)k
  
11
Linedancingman
Lineman
6 3 4 8   14 1 0 0 2 0 5/6 70k
(70)k
  
13
Blitzun Blockunburger
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   7 3 1 0 1 1 13/16 120k
(138)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (5/4/5) |TD Diff:6 (30 - 24) |Cas Diff:10 (14/9/5 - 10/5/3)
Last Opponent: Nowhere Ghosts