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On the left, you see the dreaded "Nietzsche-bot" founder of postmodern thought, and mechanical creator of this team... who created the Nietzsche-bot? Constructs within constructs within constructs...

Using their zombies like petty tools, the Po-Mo Constructs hope to out-think their opposition and drive their point home with nihilistic certainty.

Even if you score two touchdowns, the Po-Mo may score three, in which case you just gotta remember: "everything's relative".

No assumption is safe, no tactic is beyond criticism. This team'll play until you just can't beret any longer. Watch your back, mofos, cos you is gonna get deconstructed!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
n 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(110)k
 
2
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(133)k
 
3
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(105)k
 
4
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
  6 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 90k
(105)k
 
5
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Strip Ball
  6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(128)k
 
6
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
  6 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 90k
(105)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(95)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
 
10
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regenerate
-ma 5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(20)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 7
Regenerate
Kick
-av 6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(45)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
 
13
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  5 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 90k
(115)k
 
14
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
  4 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 140k
(158)k
 
15
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
  2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 120k
(140)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Covertfun Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:6 (4/0/2) |TD Diff:4 (7 - 3) |Cas Diff:-3 (4/4/0 - 4/5/2)
Last Opponent: Eliot's Untouchables