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Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch
Retired [4] Norse

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Break Tackle
  6 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 130k
(135)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 4 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+ST, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
  8 0 5 0 1 4 37/ 180k
(208)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  8 2 4 0 3 3 35/ 160k
(180)k
 
3 players  
Coach: Hudson Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (3/0/5) |TD Diff:-5 (10 - 15) |Cas Diff:3 (4/4/1 - 5/0/1)
Last Opponent: ik den Høli Gräilen