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Drunch Punks
Retired [B] Orc

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--><td>Believe it or not, these are some of the most respectable Orcs you could ever wish to meet. When they're not completely mullered that is. Alas they're mullered more than could be considered reasonable by any sensible old world bi-ped. <br>
The idea to play Sunday League Blood Bowl came to them one drunken evening. The more drunk they got, the more determined they were. <br>
After hours of drinking and picking the starting team, they came to the naming of their team. You'd think the name of the tavern they drank in would make sense, right? Wrong. Having denied the owner a place on the team, on account of him being a "gimp faced pygmy" (their words, not mine), the landlord derided their Orcliness and suggested they were going to get rectaly relieved by the first team they met. Due to his lack of support they decided to go another way. They just weren't sure what way that was going to be.<br>
Still with no name for their side, they started off home after their mammouth session. On the way they saw that a wedding reception was going on and decided to gatecrash it. This didn't go down well with the brides family and an almighty brawl ensued. Needless to say, there was much breaking of furniture and faces. The bitter end of the fight only came when 'Thúa' the teams would-be thrower was half drowned in a huge bowl of wedding punch. He only survived the fate of drowning by drinking all the punch in the bowl so he could again catch his breath. In his extremely wasted state he then proceeded to break all the remaining wedding guests hands on his face without even flinching. And so the fight was won. The booze was drunk. And the team had their name. 'The Drunch Punks'. It would have been 'Punch Drunks/ but 'Thúa' was too pissed to say it (or think it) correctly and so 'The Drunch Punks' were founded.</td><!--
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Awaúw
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Rixê
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Uhdruhp
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Shuhchú
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Uxbruruvh Dwarfmootilata
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Curchê Lungcharga
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Arlwe-ím Knightstompa
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Owgdrerorc Llamamootilata
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
9
Iza
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Thúa
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Gluhbrúha
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: hotspurstu Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)