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Retired [X] Wood Elf

Lets face it. Elves are shit. They really are. You can't afford any rerolls, their AG4 counts for diddly squat and they fold like paper. Your visions of some kind of dazzling passing game are shattered when the dumb fookaz can't even pick the damn ball up, and chase it round the field comically. Everyone will play you because they know Elves die easy and can't dodge very well. Or they won't play you, because they think you will score a lot and they don't like losing.

And the only invites you get anyway are from Chaos Dwarf, Orcs, Chaos, or Khemri cause they want someone they can pound the crap out of.

Let's face it, wood elves with this client aren't really well represented - they should be great passers and runners of the ball. If you pick the ball up at all you know you can only risk a quick pass because anything longer sucks ass and fumbles or gets intercepted.

Sorry but 1s DO NOT come up that fookn often, Elves SHOULD be able to pass and For Fooks Sake, dodging only requires a roll of 2 or more into a non TZ square for an Elf. It should not fail with the regularity that it does! ARRRRGH! I'm all for Fumbbl and think it's a great idea, but the client really is screwed.

Uh. Rant over. Oh yeah. A bio. Team is named cause I will retire them when they piss me off too much. Thanks for listening.

Enough. Have had enough. The one sided 'dice' rolling game after game after game, failing reroll after reroll when only 2 is needed, and all the crap that comes with watching my opponent pull off the impossible whilst i fail 3 dice blocks on a reroll. It's not on, the fumbbl client is complete dogshit, and there you have it. Goodbye cruel world, you suck ass *reaches for rope, dangles around neck, kicks chair away.Urrrk!*

A moment passes then "oh for fooks sake I even rolled 1 on that too!"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wurthless
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Piling On
   8 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 130k
(113)k
  
2
Useless
Lineman
7 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
3
Throw Away
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   8 1 0 1 1 1 10/ 90k
(95)k
  
4
Fumbbl dice are not random
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
 -ma 1 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(135)k
  
5
Garbage
Lineman
7 3 4 6
Dodge
 -av 7 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 90k
(75)k
  
6
Meaningless
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge
   6 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 90k
(95)k
  
7
Pointless
Lineman
7 3 4 7   8 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Crap
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
   8 4 3 0 1 1 20/ 130k
(158)k
  
9
Junk
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Sure Feet, Dauntless
   8 1 4 0 1 1 20/ 140k
(150)k
  
10
Why Bother
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Tackle
   8 3 1 0 2 0 10/ 140k
(168)k
  
11
Ho Hum
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard
 n 8 3 0 0 0 2 13/ 100k
(88)k
  
12
Dullaz Dishwarterr
Wardancer
8 2 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Mighty Blow
 -st 4 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 150k
(153)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (100k): 1  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (3/3/2) |TD Diff:2 (15 - 13) |Cas Diff:-7 (5/4/3 - 7/9/3)
Last Opponent: Luchadores