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Short Fat People
Retired [X] Dwarf

We're short, we're fat, and worst of all, we're dwarfs. Please kill us.

This team doesn't bblfg, nor does it respond to offers in IRC. This team sneaks onto gamefinder and waits for the first legal match up at swe4 proxy plzkillus
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Eric Cartman
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
2
Jack Black
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
3
Rosie O'Donnell
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
4
Missy Elliot
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Art VanDeLay
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Louie Anderson
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
Mama Cass Elliot
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
13
George Costanza
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
14
Aretha Franklin
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
15
Danny DeVito
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
16
Roseanne Barr
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 80k
(80)k
  
11 players  
Coach: lizvis Re-Rolls (80k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:1 (0/0/2 - 1/0/0)
Last Opponent: Front Line Load