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Ordo Incendia Sanctimo
Retired [B] Amazon

Team Info
Home City:The Citadel, Saroux
Stadium Name:King Leofric III Coliseum
Captain:Sara "Tomahawk" Delacroix
Vice-Captain:Kerry "Killer" Denzel
History:Hailing from across the lofty isles of Saroux, the Flaming Nuns are drawn from the collapsed Holy Order of the Flaming Nun (known also as Ordo Incendia Sanctimo). When the order's leader, Prince-Archbishop Meffrathal, was indicted by the King for tax evasion and a misadventure involving five young women, the order collapsed and its members dissipated in disgrace.

Without the guidance of their flaming sacraments and incendiary-themed prayers, not to mention the structure provided to them by the regimented routine of the convent days, many of the Nuns took to drink and drugs.

Dwarf Coach Anzelak Stonefist recruited many of his Starting XI from an illegal bare knuckle boxing ring. Some of the linenuns were even found in the Citadel's infamous red light district. He doesn't seem to mind his girl's dark pasts, for he has his own demons. He is known across the old world as the chief leader of a failed uprising against his father King Hadrak of Karak Hirn. For the best part of a decade, he has lived in Saroux's capital city - the Citadel - running three upmarket cathouses and drowning his sorrows in Bretonnian wine. His friend, the halfling Hal'penny, encouraged him to curb his alcoholism and change his line of employment.

After struggling to get the Nuns noticed in the world of Blood Bowl, and refusing to start his team out in the "elfy" BB7s leagues, the Blackbox division management offered Stonefist a lucrative deal. In a world where leagues fold faster than games are played, Stonefist was happy to sign the parchment (as well as take the advance money). And for this reason, the nuns are contractually locked into a long series of 10-game long tours - all to be conducted around the Old World. The Nuns will look to turn heads, make waves but ultimately survive.

‘The beauty of my girls, you see,’ Stonefist tells us, hiccoughing from all the Bretonnian wine we’ve plied him with, ‘is they’re totally expendable. I mean: to the people they’re vermin. They’re scum. Fans love it when we win; when we make a good play - but they'll also love it when we get smashed into the ground. It’s win-win for anyone in it for the coin. And, let me tell you this for nothing, I’m in it for the coin.’
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sara "Tomahawk" Delacroix
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard
   4 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
2
Kerry "Killer" Denzel
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
3
Fiona "Fury Sword" Fudge
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
+MA
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 120k
(90+30)k
  
4
Maria "Ma'am" St. Martin
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Jump Up
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 120k
(90+30)k
  
5
Christina "Clap Catch" Tiora
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Michelle "Steel Wrist" Rourke
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
The Damage
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
The Hairy Handbag
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
The Bit on the Side
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
The Unkillable
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
The Intercept
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
The Sandwiched
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Anzelak Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1150k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 210k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (2/0/2) |TD Diff:3 (5 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/1/1 - 3/1/0)
Last Opponent: Mighty Waaagh