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Vercuso Voodoo
Retired [R] Necromantic Horror


The Empire Elf League Cometh...

Elves. Shaming themselves. Leaving their homes for shiny, shiny coin. To do what, you ask? To play Blood Bowl for the Imperial Citizenry of the Empire, that's what.

Years of peace and prosperity has brought the Empire unimaginable wealth. The triumph of this great nation has prompted the leading figures of its townships and cities to demand more from their Blood Bowl.

With CPOMB Sunday/Mondays, Bretonnia Joust Tuesdays, 2-1 Grind Wednesdays, OWCC game Thursdays and HUBBA on Fridays, what are the poor folks sat in Black Rose Taverns up and down this great country expected to do on a Saturday? Go home to their families? Listen to the bard? Talk to each other over a quiet pint?! Well, sod that. Spying a gap in the market, an enterprising band of men in Altdorf formed the Conclave.

After plenty of market research ("Oi, Alfric, reckon Elfballing'd be alright on Saturdays to stop punters kickiing the crap out of each other?", "Erm, we could knock a copper off the beer?" "Try again. Elfballing on Saturdays?" "Yeah mate. Probably be fine.") and a Black Rose Tavern-ful of coin, the Conclave set up the Elf Empire League. The concept: wealthy Empire landowners hiring human coaches to lead teams of snooty, superior Elves. All for the entertainment of the masses - and, of course, for money.

With ludicrous amounts of gold being thrown around, you can expect to see plenty of haughty Elves swallowing their pride and throwing their lot in with their betters: the imperial humans of the Old World.

Expect to see pointed ears, lots of farty passing and dodging, kinslaying. And Elves. Doing Elfy stuff. Like rolling 1 reroll 1 12 armour 12 injury dead apo dead. And it being funny. Because they're Elves.

It's going to be dEELicious (sorry).
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gregory Hellshred
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Mambosi Bonesmash
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Simbarlo Scumbelch
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Sid Malvado
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Murock Payne
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
6
Dirtlover
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Hornclaw
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Lambert Leafbone
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Nailcog
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Quickcut
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Oozemaster
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Anzelak Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 970k (±100) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 970k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/0/0 - 1/0/1)
Last Opponent: Inkasso Moskow