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Murphy's Elves
Retired [R] High Elf

If anything can go wrong, it will
Corollary 1: It can
Corollary 2: It should
MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time
Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
Extreme version: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Skulls Himself to Death
Blitzer
7 4 4 8
Block
Dodge, +ST
   6 1 2 0 3 1 18/ 170k
(100+70)k
  
2
Met His End On A Failed Dodge
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Drops The Ball
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge, Block
   6 9 2 1 1 0 19/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Could Catch A Cold
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Mighty Blow, Block
   2 1 5 0 0 0 16/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
6
Dead On Turn One
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
 -av, m 6 3 0 0 1 1 10/ 90k
(0)k
  
8
Banned On A 2d Block
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   6 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
9
Breaks Like AV5
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   6 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Killed By A Crowd Push
Lineman
6 3 4 8 n, m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
12
Only Rolls Snakes II
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Paul Hideousstone
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Duane Vilerock
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
19
Cory Truewing
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
20
Howard Goldhawk
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Antithesisoftime Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1300k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (2/2/2) |TD Diff:2 (12 - 10) |Cas Diff:2 (7/1/0 - 0/4/2)
Last Opponent: Spaghetti Westerns