| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Desired Element | Lineman | 5 | 12 | Guard | n |
5 | Cooch McGrath | Lineman | 6 | 6 | Guard | d |
8 | Flora | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
16 | Grasshopper | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Guard | m, n |
11 | Edward Erowid | Catcher | 7 | 18 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +MA | m, n |
4 | Possum Magic | Lineman | 16 | 11 | Dodge | d |
10 | Silas Stickyfingers | Catcher | 19 | 57 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Pass Block | m, n |
6 | Wanda Wigglewand | Catcher | 22 | 45 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing | d |
9 | Combat Wombat | Wardancer | 21 | 56 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Guard, Strip Ball, Nerves of Steel, Tackle | |
7 | Theophilus Thistler | Lineman | 29 | 31 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | n, m, n |
5 | Flow | Lineman | 27 | 32 | Dodge, +MA, Block | n |
4 | Super Duper Cooper Trooper | Lineman | 16 | 32 | Nerves of Steel, Leap, Dodge | m, -av |
3 | Intrepid Traveler | Lineman | 42 | 90 | Dodge, +AG, Block, +MA, Leap | n, d |
1 | Jack B. Nimble | Thrower | 26 | 53 | Pass, Strong Arm, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, +AG | n, m, n |
7 | Infinity Paradox | Lineman | 12 | 42 | +AG, Leap, Dodge | d |
2 | Warp 11 | Catcher | 10 | 14 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint | m, n |
7 | Light | Catcher | 5 | 16 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
16 | Nigel - The Saddest Tree in the Land | Treeman | 30 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Tackle, Multiple Block | d |
15 | The Comet | Catcher | 40 | 39 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing | -ma, m |
14 | Rat of God | Catcher | 50 | 132 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Leap, Shadowing, Side Step | m, -av |
7 | Red Boots | Catcher | 9 | 18 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet | d |
13 | Peter Pumpkin Smoker | Thrower | 68 | 210 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, +AG, Safe Throw, Accurate, Catch, Sure Feet | n |
12 | Blinding Flash | Catcher | 9 | 14 | Catch, Dodge, Leap | n |
2 | Crusty Feet Frank. | Lineman | 17 | 18 | Block, Dodge | d |
5 | Elkie Finklestein | Thrower | 27 | 44 | Pass, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Accurate | n |
4 | The Flying Monkey | Wardancer | 34 | 132 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, +AG, Pro, Guard, Pass Block, Side Step | n, n |
1 | Feral Cheryl | Wardancer | 35 | 56 | Leap, Block, Dodge, +AG, Strip Ball, Tackle, Shadowing | n |
11 | Ricky Runaway | Lineman | 59 | 87 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Nerves of Steel, Pass Block | -av, d |
10 | Ingrid Freelove | Lineman | 55 | 62 | Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, +AG | -st, -ma |
9 | Lee Galizit | Lineman | 33 | 7 | Dodge | n, m |
8 | Herb Alizor | Lineman | 69 | 85 | Mighty Blow, Tackle, Nerves of Steel, Kick, +ST | m, -av |
7 | Jenna Rator | Lineman | 10 | 8 | Block | -av, m, n |
6 | Theo Treehugger | Lineman | 57 | 61 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Pass Block | |
5 | Arnold Huff'n'Puff | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | n, d |
4 | Lenny Longhair | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
3 | Benny Doesntwash | Lineman | 38 | 73 | Block, Dodge, Pro, Nerves of Steel | -ma, n |
2 | Wendy Hairylegs | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | d |
1 | Johnny Stinkypits | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |