| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Ron Glass-Eater | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
15 | Random Soon To Be Named Dude | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
1 | Jean Claw Van Damage | Minotaur | 11 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Multiple Block | d |
11 | Clawin' Farrell | Beastman | 7 | 6 | Horns, Block | d |
10 | Steve Marred-Chin | Beastman | 6 | 0 | Horns | n |
1 | Mickey Iron-Struck | Minotaur | 17 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Multiple Block, +ST | d |
10 | Torn-Knee Depp | Beastman | 17 | 30 | Horns, Very Long Legs, Pass Block | d |
13 | Christopher Wreck'dem | Chaos Warrior | 36 | 26 | Foul Appearance, Block | d |
9 | Rabid Williams | Beastman | 5 | 12 | Horns, Block | m, n |
4 | Charlton Headstone | Chaos Warrior | 6 | 5 | | m, n |
2 | Evisceration Hawke | Chaos Warrior | 3 | 4 | | m, -av |
13 | Chevy Chopper | Beastman | 5 | 12 | Horns, Block | m, n |
12 | Will Fury-Yell | Beastman | 7 | 6 | Horns, +MA | d |
10 | Sawmuel Hell Hacksaw | Beastman | 8 | 14 | Horns, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Destroyed Aykroyd | Chaos Warrior | 25 | 24 | Guard, Stand Firm | d |
6 | Seethe Green | Beastman | 50 | 70 | Horns, +AG, Tackle, Block, Guard | -ma, -ag, -ma, d |
5 | Viggo Mortuaryson | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 17 | Guard, Block | d |
3 | Sean Carnagery | Beastman | 32 | 82 | Horns, +AG, Block, Pass Block, Sure Hands, Guard | -st, d |
5 | Suicidal Pacino | Chaos Warrior | 8 | 13 | Block | n |
12 | Jerry Stinger | Beastman | 18 | 17 | Horns, Very Long Legs, Catch | m, -ag |
8 | Hayden Castrastion | Beastman | 54 | 69 | Horns, Tackle, Block, Guard, Claw | -ma, d |
11 | Mikill Douglash | Beastman | 60 | 63 | Horns, Block, Guard, Foul Appearance, Tackle | n, d |
9 | Timaim Robbins | Chaos Warrior | 32 | 25 | Guard, Foul Appearance | d |
7 | Vindicator Diesel | Chaos Warrior | 16 | 12 | Guard | m, n |
5 | Adamage Baldwin | Chaos Warrior | 12 | 6 | Block | d |
14 | Alanihilate Tudyk | Beastman | 87 | 179 | Horns, +AG, +AG, +ST, Block, +ST, Sure Hands, Pass Block | -av, n, n |
12 | Nathan Fillet-em | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 0 | | m, n |
13 | Viscera Kilmer | Beastman | 29 | 31 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block, Strip Ball | m, n |
10 | Elijah Wound | Beastman | 40 | 40 | Horns, +ST, Guard, Block | d |
8 | Leonardo DieCaprio | Beastman | 19 | 60 | Horns, Very Long Legs, Block, +AG, Pass Block | -st, m, -ag |
4 | Mark Harmill | Beastman | 49 | 52 | Horns, Extra Arms, Block, Kick, Guard | n |
1 | Harmel Gibson | Minotaur | 71 | 128 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Multiple Block, Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle, Pro, Stand Firm | n, m, -av |
13 | Will Smithereen | Beastman | 9 | 5 | Horns | d |
9 | George Killyournanny | Chaos Warrior | 22 | 31 | Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Pass Block | n, m |
11 | Bend Affleck | Chaos Warrior | 26 | 16 | +ST, Block | m, n |
7 | Martorn Sheen | Beastman | 28 | 27 | Horns, Block, Guard | m, n |
6 | Choplie Sheen | Beastman | 47 | 34 | Horns, Kick, Block, Guard | m, n |
14 | Harmilio Estevez | Beastman | 19 | 18 | Horns, Guard | d |
5 | Bruce Killus | Beastman | 33 | 40 | Horns, Two Heads, Dodge, Big Hand | n, d |
8 | Nicholas Scourge | Beastman | 30 | 39 | Horns, Tackle, Block, Kick | d |
2 | Torn-by Maimguire | Chaos Warrior | 75 | 127 | Block, Claw, Tackle, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Guard | n, n |
13 | Jason Chatharm | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 27 | Block, Guard | d |
7 | Tom Bruise | Chaos Warrior | 17 | 12 | Block | d |
12 | Brad Pitfiller | Chaos Warrior | 44 | 76 | +ST, Block, Mighty Blow, Tentacles, Guard | -st |
11 | Hearttakerson Ford | Beastman | 25 | 51 | Horns, Claw, Block, Tackle, Guard | d |
10 | Headweird Norton | Beastman | 40 | 98 | Horns, Very Long Legs, +AG, Pass Block, Foul Appearance, Block | -st, -av, m, -ag |
9 | Hewin McGregor | Beastman | 28 | 77 | Horns, +AG, Block, Kick, Pass Block, Shadowing | n |
8 | John Revolta | Beastman | 12 | 18 | Horns, Kick, Dirty Player | m, n |
7 | Arnold Splitternager | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Killvin Spewcey | Beastman | 23 | 40 | Horns, +ST, Block, Guard | m, n |
5 | Killvin Bashcon | Beastman | 16 | 1 | Horns | m, n |
4 | Macaulay Maulkin | Beastman | 40 | 31 | Horns, Tackle, Block, Pass Block | d |
3 | Joe Pescutter | Beastman | 65 | 41 | Horns, Guard, Foul Appearance, Block | m, n |
2 | Tom Hankill | Chaos Warrior | 11 | 21 | Block, Guard | d |
1 | Jim CarrionKiller | Minotaur | 39 | 76 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Multiple Block, Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle | n, n |