| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Parker Potpie | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Sydney Cinnamonbun | Halfling | 5 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | m, n |
7 | Joey Pouchrider | Halfling | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Ken Wallaby | Halfling | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Hail Mary Pass | d |
15 | Dinsdale Drumstick | Halfling | 9 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Parker Potpie | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
13 | M. T. Stomach | Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catch | -st |
12 | Porky Potpie | Halfling | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Chris P. Chicken | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Tom Turkeyleg | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
8 | Stewart Noodles | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
7 | Soupy Campbell | Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Hail Mary Pass | d |
6 | Dwight D. Buttermilk | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Gordo Grapejelly | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Webster Whitebread | Halfling | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |