Past Players of Thinking is for whimps
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Elfslicer | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
15 | Massageslave | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n |
4 | Kneecaper | Black Orc Blocker | 13 | 10 | Block | d |
8 | Elfslicer | Blitzer | 21 | 38 | Block, Dodge, Stand Firm, Guard | n |
5 | Ankletwister | Black Orc Blocker | 22 | 9 | Frenzy | m, n |
10 | Ballgrabber | Thrower | 20 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | -av, d |
4 | Kneecaper | Black Orc Blocker | 13 | 11 | Block | m, n |
10 | Leatherfiend | Thrower | 12 | 16 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, +ST | d |
8 | Elfslicer | Blitzer | 29 | 29 | Block, +MA, Guard | d |
4 | Kneecaper | Black Orc Blocker | 19 | 5 | | m, n |
10 | Swiftswinger | Thrower | 4 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
12 | Waterboy | Lineman | 37 | 10 | Guard | d |
5 | Shouldersmasher | Black Orc Blocker | 29 | 27 | Block, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
7 | Ankletwister | Blitzer | 15 | 25 | Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n |
8 | Gobbokicker | Blitzer | 10 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
11 | Groundsmasher | Thrower | 12 | 22 | Pass, Sure Hands, +MA, Accurate | m, n |
10 | Ballchucker | Thrower | 7 | 21 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw | m, -st |
9 | Ballshielder | Blitzer | 17 | 39 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Linoslammer | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
7 | Deepchop | Blitzer | 3 | 11 | Block, Tackle | d |
6 | Fastfoot | Blitzer | 22 | 28 | Block, Guard, Tackle | d |
5 | Bullneck | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 5 | | m, -av |
4 | Musclearms | Black Orc Blocker | 7 | 2 | | d |
3 | Bonemangla | Black Orc Blocker | 59 | 74 | Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Guard | n, -av |
1 | Prrraaaaaaaiiiinnnsssss | Troll | 61 | 57 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, Piling On, Multiple Block | -ag, m, n |